Rap Music Also Causes Crazy White Women To Commit Crime

Here is a case where a women commited murder because of her religious belief that Tupac was the reincarnation of 16th century political philosopher Machiavelli.

The Onion Delivers Again

For those of you who enjoy humorous parady news from The Onion, you will be happy to know that they are now giving you a reason to never read again.

Massachusetts Tax Dollars Spent Well

Just when you thought that elected officials can't waste more time doing things that don't really matter at all...

Massachusetts wants to change the name of its Department of Mental Retardation, complaining too many people are confusing it with State Legislature.

Interesting Political Humor From A Few Years Ago

This is something that was on the original Distractions page and the host for that link was taken down. So therefore I thought it would be a good idea to once again provide you with a place where you can find the remix of one of George W. Bush's State of the Union Address.

Stupid Gadget Of The Month

If it is possible, I have found evidence that proves the existence of the World's Laziest Man. Someone has actually made a toilet paper dispenser. I am not kidding.

Twirl A Squirrel

A new bird feeder has been invented that does not allow squirrels to eat all of the bird seed. It does this by moving in circles rapidly to knock the squirrel off. Here is the company's homepage.

YES!!! The 2006 Wino Sign Awards

Every year Modern Drunkard Magazine publishishes their awards for the best, brightest, and funniest wino signs. Now, the 2006 results are out. Check it out. My personal favorite is the one requesting money for alcohol research.

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Today NASA released two virtual flyovers of the Mars rover landing sites using 3D imagery from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. The images were made using the most powerful camera ever sent to another planet, MRO's High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment. The three dimensional information is obtained by taking pairs of images from slightly different vantage points as the spacecraft orbits the Red Planet. These images can be found here and here. Enjoy.

The full story can be found here at the New Scientist Space Website.

Science Experiment Time

A new theory involving gravity, cats, and buttered toast has come to my attention. Detailed here. I will be conducting this experiment within the confines of my personal lab (my garage) this weekend on Saturday March 18th. The experiment will begin promptly at noon. Any persons wishing to attend must bring their own labcoat. Also, since this is St. Patricks Day, booze will be a necessity that I will be unable to provide for you so, bring your own shit! Also if there are any stray cats in your neighborhood or if you hate your own pet, feel free to bring them along too.

Stuff I Found Today

Here was some Eclipse Craziness, a fake movie preview, a funny news story, and an old favorite!