Science Experiment Time

A new theory involving gravity, cats, and buttered toast has come to my attention. Detailed here. I will be conducting this experiment within the confines of my personal lab (my garage) this weekend on Saturday March 18th. The experiment will begin promptly at noon. Any persons wishing to attend must bring their own labcoat. Also, since this is St. Patricks Day, booze will be a necessity that I will be unable to provide for you so, bring your own shit! Also if there are any stray cats in your neighborhood or if you hate your own pet, feel free to bring them along too.